The Passion Of Christ

Dull and self-indulgent. No character development, no plot. An hour and a half of highly graphic punishment of the man with extremely little to justify it. If there’s a good thing about this film it’s that it will hopefully precipitate a rerelease of The Life of Brian, an infinitely superior film.

Really, it was just a waste of my time. Don’t bother, even to satisfy your curiosity, it’s really just tasteless. Good thing I didn’t pay to see it.