I R Media-Whore
A friend works at the Telegraph and was foolish enough to turn to me for pithy quotes and hard-hitting telling-it-like-it-is sycophancy about the iPhone this week. You can read his excellent write-up replete with my laser-guided soundbites in his article “The remote control for your life.” How long have I dreamed of becoming a mindless talking head, now I can die happy. Oh wait, TV next.