I’m listening to Metallica. It rocks. Quite literally, mate. Two caveats: It’s old Metallica (…And Justice For All) and I stole it off Soulseek. Chortle.

I actually really like that Hetfield guitar sound, which is about the only time I’ve admitted to liking anybody’s guitar sound, although in reality I guess I actually like quite a few people’s guitar sound: Page, Bowie, Santana, Prince, Babe Ruth (as in The Mexican off Dirtchamber Sessions), Ramones of course, Zappa, loads of others.

I’m doing the hand sign of the devil a lot.