Trying stuff on for size

To: Afternoon
From: Google Resume Thanks
Subject: Thank you from Google!

Dear Applicant,
We recently received your resume and would like to thank you for your interest in working at Google. After reviewing your resume, a member of our staffing team will be in touch if we find you may be a fit for the role for which you’ve applied. Thanks again!

Sincerely,
Google Jobs

Note: This potentially life-changing decision is totally unrelated to yesterday’s. Just thought my CV could do with a bit of a spruce-up. :-)